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    Carriefans's Greatest Quotes

    Post your favourite/the best quotes from this site.(:

    Quote Originally Posted by CarrieFan_01 View Post
    BTD is, IMO, Taylor's worst music video. It was 5 minutes of me yawning. All it shows is Taylor sitting in random places singing and a guy walking forever and ever and ever and ever. Thank God he finally reached his car before passing out from exhaustion. I'd never park that far.

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    [insert one of nannygirl's many inappropriate quotes here]

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    Quote Originally Posted by fearless_dancerrr View Post
    [insert one of nannygirl's many inappropriate quotes here]
    HAHAHA!!! ^ That so far is my favorite quote!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by fearless_dancerrr View Post
    [insert one of nannygirl's many inappropriate quotes here]
    The Dominatrix one?

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    Quote Originally Posted by opry051008
    I once stayed at a Ramada that had a few of these and they didn't even give me a discount for having to share my room.
    Not as funny without the cockroach photo she quoted.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allamericangirl8 View Post
    The Dominatrix one?
    don't recall that one off the top of my head. but i'm sure it was good. as well as all the carrie's legs mentions, carrie and mike innuendos etc. etc. <3333

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    Quote Originally Posted by fearless_dancerrr View Post
    don't recall that one off the top of my head. but i'm sure it was good. as well as all the carrie's legs mentions, carrie and mike innuendos etc. etc. <3333
    I was curious about some of these comments, and found something (Hope you don't mind Nannygirl!)
    Originally Posted by opry051008
    Well if I could get back the amount of money Carrie has cost me to go see her this year I could pitch in quite a bit. lol!

    But when you think about it, it's a long time to be in Carrie's presence so I'm sure that over the course of dinner I would say or do something to totally embarrass myself in front of her and then I would regret if for the rest of my life, so I had better stay clear. lol!
    Imagine if it were me for a minute...

    Me: Hi, Carrie! Hi, Mike!

    Carrie and Mike: Um, hi...

    Me: I'm just get this out of the way now. You know, eliminate the elephant in the room. Carrie, I think you're really hot and your legs are AMAZING!

    Carrie: -silence- Thanks, I guess.

    -awkward dinner commences-

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeyecarriefan
    I'm more worried about the fact that Robert is checking out a dress worn by a girl young enough to be his granddaughter.....
    I miss the old TS thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fearless_dancerrr View Post
    [insert one of nannygirl's many inappropriate quotes here]
    HEY! I've been pretty good recently...I may have slipped up a little when these:

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    pictures showed up, but I've been pretty decent. Ask Sir Robert.

    -thinks-

    PMs don't count, right???

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    ^ hahahaha

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    Hey, guys, remember when I tried to stalk Mike and found and found Noela instead? xD

    Also, I found this made up conversation (of mine), and I thought it was funny because I put too much thought into it:
    Someone had to do it.

    But, if you want, I can send you VMs that contain a ton of made up on the spot conversations between Carrie and Mike/Carrie and any person in the world ever.

    Example:

    Clerk at grocery store: -while ringing up groceries- You sure bought a lot of bread. -attempts to laugh but is really just bored out of his mind-

    Carrie: Yeah, well, I...like bread?

    Clerk: It sure looks like it, miss. -obviously doesn't recognize Carrie (Carrie doesn't mind in the least, she's a bit grateful in fact)- Okay, your total is $59.68. Is there anything else I can get for you today?

    Carrie: -eying the candy next to the register- -internally debates whether she really wants to buy a chocolate bar, leaving the poor and tired clerk to stand there, awkwardly until he realizes she's CARRIE UNDERWOOD-

    Clerk: -now a little excited- Hey, aren't you Carrie Underwood?

    Carrie: -disliking the Ten Commandments (9th commandment out of the ten) that state she can't lie- Yeah, I am.

    Clerk: Cool! Can't wait to tell my girlfriend I met her favorite singer!

    Carrie: -silence- I think I don't want that candy bar after all. -takes out cash- $60, was it? -hands clerk a $60 (a fifty dollar bill and a ten dollar bill, for those of you interested)-

    Clerk: -takes receipt out of machine- And thirty-two cents is your change. Thank you for shopping at Kroger's Grocery. We hope you come back. -debates about asking her for an autograph, while placing her groceries in her cart-

    Carrie: -takes the change and receipt offered to her- Thank you. Bye.

    Clerk: Wait, Miss Underwood, can I get an autograph for my girlfriend? She'd be pissed if she knew I met you and didn't at least ask, you know?

    Carrie: -attempts to sound happy (it's late and she's tired)- Sure! Do you have something for me to sign and something for me to sign it with? I don't carry head shots or Sharpies with me, although I'm beginning to think I should. Haha.

    Clerk: -stares at her, dumbly- Um, yeah. Here. -hands her a pen and a receipt someone left- It's all I have right now.

    Carrie: That's okay. -takes items and autographs receipt- There you go.

    Clerk: Thanks so much! -pause- Do you need help with your groceries? Like I can bring them to your car and load them up if you want.

    Carrie: That's okay. I can manage. -pause- Bye. -walks away-


    And that is proof that I need to find something productive to do!
    And, yes, I picked a quote from myself. I'm am SO narcissistic!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nannygirl View Post
    PMs don't count, right???
    Especially our PMs.(: (Me-You-Robert)

    Quote Originally Posted by nannygirl View Post
    Hey, guys, remember when I tried to stalk Mike and found and found Noela instead? xD
    Where's Mel?

    And yesssss. I called. It was such a fail. Lol.

    Quote Originally Posted by nannygirl View Post
    Also, I found this made up conversation (of mine), and I thought it was funny because I put too much thought into it:


    And, yes, I picked a quote from myself. I'm am SO narcissistic!
    You really are, Nanny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 12russ79 View Post
    Someone had to be the "BEIBERSITTER"
    LOL....
    Just posted in the GG thread...made me laugh so hard! Nice one, Russ.

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    ^ Oh, Russ!

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    Quote Originally Posted by allamericangirl8 View Post
    Especially our PMs.(: (Me-You-Robert)



    Where's Mel?

    And yesssss. I called. It was such a fail. Lol.



    You really are, Nanny.
    I was trying to reach out.

    Yeah, it is beginning to be a real problem...

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    Quote Originally Posted by allamericangirl8 View Post
    I miss the old TS thread.
    I miss the summer when all of us were around late at night with no lives.


    Which reminds me. Where has Robert been?

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    Quote Originally Posted by buckeyecarriefan View Post
    I miss the summer when all of us were around late at night with no lives.


    Which reminds me. Where has Robert been?
    Me too! Haha. Remember the Lies thread?

    Robert's been around, but very silent. He's the one that erased any existence of OW on this site.

    He's also apparently Nanny's personal editor. And so am I, albeit I'm far lazier. I think I've only edited her writing once and I'm supposed to be editing it right now.

    I'll get to it someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allamericangirl8 View Post
    Me too! Haha. Remember the Lies thread?

    Robert's been around, but very silent. He's the one that erased any existence of OW on this site.

    He's also apparently Nanny's personal editor. And so am I, albeit I'm far lazier. I think I've only edited her writing once and I'm supposed to be editing it right now.

    I'll get to it someday.
    LMAO the lies thread. Good times.

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    I was gonna post a quote from that thread on here, but the quotes on their own are better when you read through the whole thread. And some of the thongs you said were borderline pedophilia.
    Last edited by allamericangirl8; 01-17-2011 at 10:57 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by allamericangirl8 View Post
    I was gonna post a quote from that thread on here, but the quotes on there own are better when you read through the whole thread. And some of the thongs you said were borderline pedophilia.
    Is this thread still around? I wasn't a member of Cfans back in the day, so now I'm curious about all these awesome threads I missed! LAMO.


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