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    Carrie's 4th album is dedicated to Canada, titled Canadian Heartsongs

    Carrie Underwood Working on Canada-Themed Album | Country California

    Upsetting expectations that her 2010 marriage to Canadian hockey star Mike Fisher would lead to a more mature fourth album dealing specifically in the joys and difficulties of young adulthood, Carrie Underwood announced today that her next disc, tentatively titled Canadian Heartsongs, will instead be all about her newfound allegiance to the Great White North.

    Warned by some of her advisers that the move might alienate her American fans, Underwood reportedly expressed disdain for those “hosers” threatening to stilt her artistic and personal growth by refusing to evolve along with her. “At the end of the day, I am my own artist, eh,” the singer is quoted as saying.

    Country California has exclusively learned the identities of the first several songs recorded for the collection:

    “Won’t You Ride In My Little Blue Ski-Doo”
    “Never Forsakin’ (My Round Bacon)”
    “Don’t Forget to Remember Gretzky”
    “Jesus Pass the Maple”
    “My Own Kind of Toque” (Merle Haggard cover)
    “I Always Get Canucky With You” (George Jones cover)

    “I’m thrilled to be putting this music out for my fans. I think it will give them a window into my love affair with this great country called Canada, which it turns out is just north of the United States, and has been for some time. I couldn’t be more excited aboot sharing this part of my life with them,” said Underwood in the official statement delivered to Country California headquarters by a courier on mooseback.


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    LMAO, I will easily confess that I thought it was an actual article in the first half.....Only then did I realise it was a joke!

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    It says this was categorized as fake news... What does that mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by gocountrymusic View Post
    It says this was categorized as fake news... What does that mean?
    Hahahaha. I didn't read the bottom saying it was satirical news. Thanks for the post.

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    I was like, "WHOA! Dude, no way! She would not do that! OMG!" and then she was quoted as saying "hosers."

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    No prob....it was funny, so I thought I'd share it

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    Quote Originally Posted by nannygirl View Post
    I was like, "WHOA! Dude, no way! She would not do that! OMG!" and then she was quoted as saying "hosers."
    and aboot at the end

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    Canadia is jealous of Carrie's American roots.

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    AHHHH I thought this was for real at first.
    I was originally excited because a new album leak had already come out, but then I was kind of put aside when I read the article some more...

    Cute article, though!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nannygirl View Post
    I was like, "WHOA! Dude, no way! She would not do that! OMG!" and then she was quoted as saying "hosers."
    Me too.

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    Yes, it's supposed to be a spoof. And it's not that FUNNY per se, but if you read it without knowing that it's a joke, that wave of relief you get when you realise it's just a joke makes you laugh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hil View Post
    I think it's supposed to be a spoof, but it's just not that funny. I love to laugh at anything crazy, or silly, but this is just stupid.
    Having a bad day?




    I don't think it's funny either, but after reading all that and believing it, hoping it was a spoof but doubting it as I kept reading, I'll laugh at anything.



    LOLZ DEAD BABY!

    Like that.

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    It really had me going for awhile - i was thinking whoa, miss independent carrie, don't please do this to us!! Then . . . .thankfully!

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    Wow i was getting kinda nervous there for a second

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hil View Post
    LOL no. I'm not having a bad day, just being honest.
    I was thinking of your post on the Next Single thread. XD I was like, "Hill is not a happy camper today."

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    LOL I think it's hilariousssssssss haha

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    Hahaha! I love that site, they have some pretty funny stuff on there. (Read the Martina ones - Very funny stuff!)

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    Lol
    i thought it was real

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    I laugh out loud at those title tracks...hahahaha
    CANADIAN HEARTSONGS? What is this!
    Don't Forget to Remember Gratzy...LOL...Trying to copy DFTRM
    JESUS PASS THE MAPLE...wakakakakkakakkaka...this is the funniest track title

    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hil View Post
    I think it's supposed to be a spoof, but it's just not that funny. I love to laugh at anything crazy, or silly, but this is just stupid.
    I agree - I don't like that site.

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    How can "I Ain't In Moose Jaw Anymore" not be on the list?


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